What is the opposite of coffee?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why is winter considered holy?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?