Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Where does a camper keep his money?
It's Crowded!
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?