What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Britney Spears.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Families are like fudge.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?