What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Britney Spears.
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?