What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Britney Spears.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What did summer say to spring?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?