What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Britney Spears.
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?