Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What animal knows kung fu?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?