What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you call a very small Valentine?