What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher.
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
