Why was the pickle self-conscious?
He wanted to be as cool as a cucumber.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you give an angry rhino?
How do you make antifreeze?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
