Why do bees buzz?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?