What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What day do hands always go to church?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?