What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the cow cross the road?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What school subject really rocks?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's the friendliest pen?