What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call stolen cheese?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?