What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What animals make the best students?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What is the definition of Robin?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
