Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which dogs love to study science?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?