What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
How does a barber get to work?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?