Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's black and white and red all over?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where was Noah born?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
