Where does Superman park his cars?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Who invented fractions?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What words make the best athletes?