Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What birds make average students?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why is a computer so smart?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?