What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?