Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Bees.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
