What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?