What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?