What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do nosey peppers do?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?