What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why can't you trust a pig?