What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Uni-corn on the cob.
What animal loves a baseball game?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What fish only swims at night?
What car does Yoda® drive?
