What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
His grill-friend!
What is the strongest animal?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why do cats love to work?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's the saddest part of the week?