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Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the echo get detention?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
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What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?