What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?