What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is the most faithful insect?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
