Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do surfers go to school?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why is summer always sad?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Are baby skunks cute?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did the duck cross the road?