Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's the most expensive plate in church?