What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is a mom's favorite game?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?