What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?