Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?