Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why are frogs always so happy?