What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate chip cookie DOH!
What do you call an animal pop star?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?