What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What does a panda ghost say?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
A book just fell on my head.