What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do basketball players like cookies?