What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?