What is the best way to study the Bible?
You Luke into it.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
How do bears keep cool?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Bears love exotic cars.