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What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is the best day to go to the beach?