What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?