What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What event do spiders love to attend?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
I used to be addicted to not showering.