Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What style of music weighs the most?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What does winter fat turn into?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?