Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Which state has the best streets?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the frog starve?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which relative loves rice?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?