Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?