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How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
A book just fell on my head.
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What is the strongest animal?
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
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Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
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What is a parrot's favorite game?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?