Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
He was feeling all stuffed up!
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How do hurricanes see?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?