Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do basketball players like cookies?