Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?