Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why do cats love to work?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?