Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Which plant has the best roar?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
