Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do fish use for glasses?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which relative loves rice?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the stair machines call each other?