Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?