What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Earth Day.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?