Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?