What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why is a computer so smart?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?