What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What stories are told by basketball players?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Surprise!!!!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How do bunnies stay fit?
