What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How do you make a cow float?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What bird is always sad?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?