Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?