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How did the tree feel in spring?
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What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
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Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
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What do you call Santa's Helpers?
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Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?