How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What food is a man's best friend?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
It's Crowded!
