How do you send a message in the forest?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What fairy loves to count?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?