What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What tea do footballers drink?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What kind of books do boats write?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?