Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
