Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
How do fireflies start a race?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did autumn say to summer?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which insect is the smartest?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?