Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Which cats love to be petted?
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Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which animal is the most religious?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call a sad latte?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a famous turtle?