What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where do books sleep?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What did summer say to spring?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What math figure is also in the band?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?