What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
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Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How does dinner smell?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's the opposite of irony?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
