Why are farmers so laid-back?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Can February March?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a kitty's favorite book?