Why was the coyote family such good singers?
They were a band.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
