Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do rich squirrels eat?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?