What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why was the dog overweight?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
When do astronauts eat?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How do billboards talk?
Where do polar bears store their money?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What animal could Noah not trust?