Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?