Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the richest basketball team?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?