What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did March say to the madness?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do dogs run in circles?