What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do jokesters study in college?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?