What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Why did the computer run out of money?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
