What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do cats love to work?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
