What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call an artistic dog?