What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did autumn say to summer?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?