Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?