Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?