What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where do ants go to eat?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What school subject really rocks?