Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What tree has the most bark?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?