Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
What game do mice love to play?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which cats have the best manners?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What car always breaks the rules?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the confused bee say?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What animal loves Indian food?
