Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What siblings are always sad?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?