Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why was the bee sad?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How long do chickens work?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What's a forklift?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What instrument did the door play in the band?