How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?