What school subject really rocks?
Geology!
What is the smallest lion?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why do bees buzz?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What condiment has wings?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why don't ants get sick?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
