What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?