Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
What is the coolest country?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's the richest basketball team?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What job did the corn on the cob get?