Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?