Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which animals make the best football players?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?