Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
