Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What birds always travel in twos?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why do all the planets get along?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?