What types of dogs are bilingual?
French bulldogs!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where do books sleep?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
When do cows get tired?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Someone stole all my lamps.