Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?