Why can you never find the number nine?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How do billboards talk?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What condiment has wings?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?