Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.