Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?