Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why are cars magic?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?