Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
