Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Their mom always called it a blessing!
How much money does a skunk have?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where do stars go to college?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?