Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Which plant has the best roar?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
