What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
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What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How do you get kids to do something?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
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What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
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Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
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Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?