What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Holy Toledo!
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
