Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
How do snowmen get information?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What car can't keep a secret?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do you get when two plants kiss?