Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?