What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What horn never makes a sound?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?