What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a small mom?
