What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?