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Both do hat tricks.
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What day of the week do chickens hide?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
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What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
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