Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What school subject really rocks?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What animal always goes to heaven?