Why did the student always get straight A's?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How is cat food sold?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's the most determined bird?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?