Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why is winter considered holy?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?