Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Which family member has tusks?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do math teachers love March?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do you compliment a cat?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?