Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
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Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do billboards talk?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How do you get straight A's?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
