Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the frog starve?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where do surfers go to school?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?