Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A book just fell on my head.
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why are baseball games at night?