Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What birds make average students?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?