Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Students give them apples on the first day of school!
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What tree has the most bark?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
How do fleas travel?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?