Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What condiment has wings?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?