Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Surprise!!!!
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?