Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why don't ants get sick?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What tree has the most bark?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
