How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do bees chew?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why do cows like being told jokes?