What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What animals make the best students?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What words make the best athletes?