What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.