Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why are frogs always happy?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What condiment has wings?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?