Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It's allergy season again?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which state is the cleanest?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What bee is good for your health?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What sport is full of interior designers?