Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?