How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is the smallest lion?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why was the mime upset?
What do bees chew?
What do you call hiking college students?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?