Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How do you drive a man crazy?