Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Which cats have the best manners?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
