Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the cat go to medical school?