What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Udder nonsense.
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Where do ants go to eat?
Can February March?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
