Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a pig thief?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?