What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What did autumn say to summer?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?