What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do little fish love to play with?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?