What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
It went over their heads.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
We had a discussion about roses.