How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where do polar bears vote?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Can February March?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?