How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do frogs keep their money?
