How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What is the opposite of coffee?