Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?