What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
