Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?