What's the scariest letter?
The zom-b!
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Who invented fractions?
Where would you put an injured insect?
