Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
How do you grill cheese?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What sport requires no movement at all?