What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's black and white and goes around and around?