What kind of music do planets like?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Who invented fractions?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?