What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who invented fractions?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What nationality are most fish?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?