What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do automobiles fly?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call stolen cheese?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?