Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Because that's when the Taco Bell® would ring.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is the opposite of coffee?