I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
Where would you find an elephant?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
