How does a squid go into battle?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why do math teachers love March?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?