I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don't know why.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?