Which cats love to be petted?
Purrrr-sians.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What words make the best athletes?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
