What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How are teens like cats?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?