What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?