Which cats love to be petted?
Purrrr-sians.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What country has the most fish?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?