Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
When do mice play every day?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?