Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What shape has a knighthood?