What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which insect is the smartest?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How do billboards talk?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
