What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Do you have the best ceiling?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
When should you start writing a book?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?