When is a baseball player like a thief?
Where do polar bears vote?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the baby cookie cry?