What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where do polar bears store their money?
I like telling Dad jokes.