What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did electricity win the race?